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<orionsarmpit>
huh
i didnt get that far
hmm
i guess to prove hes the best! same as anyone else!
why does the she devil wrestle?
< MamaBear >
something about defending the honor of my city and people
we've been at it a while so there's a lot of storyline at this point
she's the hero and i'm the heel
<orionsarmpit>
oh oh I got an idea
maybe my guy got kicked outta the circus for being too much of a brute
a real bastard!
but he's so hot! it makes you love to hate him!
< MamaBear >
that's perfect
heels really get to ham it up
<orionsarmpit>
< MamaBear >
we can figure out a whole storyline to introduce you
<orionsarmpit>
im pretty good at straightening out horseshoes
oh and my guy hes got a secret soft side he misses a pal of his who mysteriously disappeared
< MamaBear >
maybe we can introduce you with the premise that you've come to challenge me, we wrestle, i'm so impressed with how well you fight that i invite you to join me instead.