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<< orionsarmpit >> THE FOLLOWING IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE: welcome 2 the hottest inbox around fellow hot monster!!! if you want to get in contact with the ghost and or naga and or whatever i am today with the MOST you are in the right place. are you a spirit in need of scare coaching to reclaim your dwelling from pesky humans or do you simply want a little advice for adding more chaos to your day? or are you single and looking for love? you dont have to be single ;) ;) ;) just say my name and ill be right there in two shakes xoxoxox BJ

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<Craydar> Backdated to the day after Phil's birthday

[ronstadt]

MY MAN. You are NOT gonna believe what I did last night.

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

hold on just a second ronnie i gotta fix a bowl of popcorn

corn is popped

go

<Craydar>

[ronstadt]

So my boss at the radio station had his birthday last night, yeah? Invited a whole bunch of us to his boyfriend's vampire bar. ALREADY awesome...

[but wait. THERE'S MORE]

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

woah hey hey why wasnt i informed about a vampire boyfriend party? is my RDOS on the fritz?? helo?

<Craydar>

[ronstadt]

Man if I'd known I could have brought a plus one I totally would have. Though ... given the rest of the story that mighta been a little weird, not sure on that one. Trust me, I'm getting to it.

ANYWAY, they were giving out flights of that Red Alert stuff ... I had one of each. With the owner. Guy went shot for shot with me. ... By the way, the coffee one is DISGUSTING. I got not only buzzed, but I'm high out of my mind, which I'm pretty sure I've never been before. I'm seein' colors Crayola never even began to dream up, all that monster hunger bullshit is about as far away as China, and I'm thinking my night can't get any better than this.

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

what the fuck man i might as well change my name to strawberry because i am JELLY right now!!!!!

Happy Nattensfest!

[agiantbird]

[BJ will find a gift at his door on the morning of December 25th. Attached is a card -- red with a golden deer on the front -- and it reads:

Hey-o drinking buddy!
Have a good Nattenswhatever. Come round later for some drinks if you're not too busy.
- Dee

The gift is a 24-pack of beer and a set of six beer glasses.]

[bugbeverage]

_{[Likewise, Dee will find a package at her own door! It's a small wax-paper wrapped chocolate cake with a note:]}

MERRY XMAS
PS. i didnt cook this so feel free to eat it!
-your pal BJ
xoxox

< MamaBear >

[bent_the_world]

So. Question.

Have you considered wrestling?

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

oh mama i thought youd never ask!!!!

< MamaBear >

[bent_the_world]

you could have just asked you know

we always have openings

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

who is this 'we'

have i met them

im open minded!

< MamaBear >

[bent_the_world]

the rest of the monster wrestling league

not that we're an official league

but we can always use new wrestlers

Thread for Artemis

[bugbeverage]

True to his word, one Mr. Beetled Juice is waiting in an alley behind The Cube. He's got his stripes on, as promised, and is buffing his nails against his chest as he waits on his hot date. This had really been the best idea he's ever had. Who would have thought he could finally get a little action by inviting somebody to be in on a bit?

Everyone loved a bit!

Also true to his word, he has fragrant pizza box situated atop the dumpster he's hanging around. Music and screams issue from within The Cube as its residents live out their fantasies and duke it out.

"BJ, I've got to say, you are a genius"

[ayahuasca]

Artemis is nearly always DTF, so she was all over BJ's (GREAT name; it tickles her) offer the second she first laid eyes on it. All she has to go on are a name, a monster type, and a location...and frankly, that's all she needs. Everything else, she can find it when she gets there.

She's under the protective coverage of a parasol as she makes her way down the alley, but the shade here seems to be sufficient enough for her to cast it away should they get down and dirty right here.

"BJ, right?" the vampire asks with a coquettish smirk. He's a minotaur, alright; score one for that bingo card! "Artemis Dubois. Very pleased to meet you."

[bugbeverage]

One furry ear sweeps around to catch his name. BJ turns his head and stands up straight at the very sight of her. There's something about the way Artemis carries herself that tickles his brain just right. She's hot! She's hot and she's here to see him.

"Artemis," he greets her and quickly rushes to stand before her. He bends at the waist to bow and grab up one of her hands and pull it into a kiss against his whiskery lips. "Right back at'cha!"

CW: weed mention

[ayahuasca]

His facial hair tickles her hand, and she can't help but grin. "You're quite the charmer, aren't you?"

They've only just met, she knows, but she's already into this. Not only is this man going to help her fill in that bingo card, but he clearly knows what a real good time is--he could have merely shown up here for sex, wham bam thank you ma'am, but no. He brought pizza, too. It's that kind of thinking that takes a basic hookup to the next level.

...just like the joints she has in her purse right now. If he's interested in a post-coital high, she's happy to share.

drug mentioni

[bugbeverage]

"I've had six hundred years to learn all the tricks, baby." Beetlejuice brags as he leans back up. He sweeps the pizza box off the dumpster and offers it to her as though he were a would-be groom brandishing a little velvet box.

"It's meat-lovers, if you know what I mean." He bounced his eyebrows at her. "But!" He snapped the lid closed before she could dip a dainty hand inside. "Let's get to know each other. Biblically."

As for joints, old BJ would be delighted to find she'd brought some goodies with her. He's done it all and while cocaine is by and large his favorite, weed is best done with a buddy! Something he's sure Artemis will be before the night is over.

<TheRavensMan> backdated to the 22nd

[pageofstaves]

God, you've got a long message.

I need some help, if you're up for it. I have to bring Jonathan to the Crowe Clinic and should probably stay to make sure he doesn't try to scarper. Could you let me know some of the places in Djavulenstad that're available, like we talked about a ways ago? They'll need to have two bedrooms, now, I don't trust him living on his own yet.

Next two trips to Paddy's or the Nest are on me if you can manage it.

<orionsarmpit>

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i just like to cover my bases!

you know i might know a place. i wonder if theres anybody in the heights right now. its not far from the nest actually. nice place but never been there myself

<TheRavensMan>

[pageofstaves]

Well, you've done it, no doubt! :D

What's the heights? Sounds fancy...

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

its the highest point in town! you can see it from almost anywhere.

<TheRavensMan>

[pageofstaves]

And all the lanterns, I wager. Useful. ... Are the stars visible from so high up or does the city still drown it out?

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa recipient is Sparkling Cookie!

Get Sparkling a present by December 26, and if you can't figure out how to deliver it, you can drop it off (clearly labelled, please!) at Crowe Clinic up until the 24th.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT THE COOKIE:
- Does appear to actually be a cookie, maybe don't give him cookies, I think that's probably tasteless.
- Runs a bar.
- "Sparkling" on the network.
- Vampire.

Secret Santa!

[tequila_sunset]

For Beetlejuice: a heavily wrapped (in many layers of colorful paper) package contains a bottle of champagne purchased from The Grapevine. And by heavily wrapped I mean it comes to BJ as a perfect cylinder, with no indication of its bottle shape.

Drink responsibly! Merry Nattenfest!