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bugbeverage) wrote2022-04-01 07:15 pm
bugbeverage) wrote2022-04-01 07:15 pm
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RYSLIG: IC Contact + In Person Threads
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< MamaBear >
not that we're an official league
but we can always use new wrestlers
<orionsarmpit>
i havent been part of an orgy in over a hundred years!
< MamaBear >
i'm inviting you to join the monster wrestling matches we have at the nest a couple times a month
<orionsarmpit>
wait
oh
you mean like
real wrestling
with the little underpants and whatnot
i mean sure im down
but im also open to sexy wrestling too mama bear
;D
< MamaBear >
actual wrestling
i figure since you're a minotaur you'd be good at it
and we wear costumes not underwear
<orionsarmpit>
and i love a costume. im a thespian at heart
i wouldn't mind getting sweaty for a good cause what are the rules
like are we talking a strict no biting clean fight or do we use folding chairs and have villain origin stories
< MamaBear >
it's almost all staged, we have characters - like in the ring i'm the she-devil of djavulenstad - and it's mostly just for fun and to show off how strong we are
<orionsarmpit>
i gotta come up with an OC
maybe i can be like a circus strongman or something like that
GUTENTAURO, STRONGEST MAN ALIVE
I like it!
< MamaBear >
hey i like that! that's a good one
but why does gutentauro wrestle?
<orionsarmpit>
huh
i didnt get that far
hmm
i guess to prove hes the best! same as anyone else!
why does the she devil wrestle?
< MamaBear >
something about defending the honor of my city and people
we've been at it a while so there's a lot of storyline at this point
she's the hero and i'm the heel
<orionsarmpit>
oh oh I got an idea
maybe my guy got kicked outta the circus for being too much of a brute
a real bastard!
but he's so hot! it makes you love to hate him!
< MamaBear >
that's perfect
heels really get to ham it up
<orionsarmpit>
< MamaBear >
we can figure out a whole storyline to introduce you
<orionsarmpit>
im pretty good at straightening out horseshoes
oh and my guy hes got a secret soft side he misses a pal of his who mysteriously disappeared
< MamaBear >
maybe we can introduce you with the premise that you've come to challenge me, we wrestle, i'm so impressed with how well you fight that i invite you to join me instead.