RYSLIG: IC Contact + In Person Threads

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<< orionsarmpit >> THE FOLLOWING IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE: welcome 2 the hottest inbox around fellow hot monster!!! if you want to get in contact with the ghost and or naga and or whatever i am today with the MOST you are in the right place. are you a spirit in need of scare coaching to reclaim your dwelling from pesky humans or do you simply want a little advice for adding more chaos to your day? or are you single and looking for love? you dont have to be single ;) ;) ;) just say my name and ill be right there in two shakes xoxoxox BJ

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<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

oh its going to be weird no matter what and thats a promise ;o

i would ask which bird but the way everyone around here changes species like their socks theres no point

what happened next stud

<Craydar>

[ronstadt]

Red Alert, then. The strawberry kind.

[yes. yes he is actually planning for this contingency. why? well, why not? especially since BJ seems like he's into it]

one of those ones with the giant eyelash feathers and the legs up to the top of Mount Everest. hot as hell. especially since she basically decided that foreplay was for losers and wanted me to just ... get to business.

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

you got it pal. you got me on the edge of my seat.

<Craydar>

[ronstadt]

And she was on the edge of the table. Like, I figured, she wanted to get right to it, we could do that. So I bent her over it and - man.

MY MAN.

She was completely commando under that LBD. It was all I could do to not get right in there. But I didn't want to hurt her. This isn't a brag, man, it's the size of my damn wrist when it's ready to party.

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

oh wow the fog did you a nice one!!!!

us farm animals got lucky i guess wink wink

but come on man quit stalling tell me the good part!